Igor Romanoff - Style Guru on Aston FM 13-08-09

Anything Mr Putin can do so can I! (says our Prime Minister)




We must have a dedicated wall in the City Centre just for posters. No one can find out who is on anymore. Let us put a large space perhaps by The Beach where bands and singers and even artists can display posters advertising themselves.

I am flattered that The Stirrer has used my idea for keeping the noise down at the Abacus building. I hope it has worked. Certainly the controversy seems to have subsided.

We must make sure these Property Developers don't get their way!

There has been a distinct improvement in over weight females not wearing crop tops. I think maybe my Style Police are having an effect!

Keep up the good work, people!

Until next time,

Igor.

Greetings my friends and a very warm but wet welcome to my blog.

My good friend Captain Tongo called me the other day and suggested I think about ways to use urban space for gardening.

This is called Guerilla Gardening and I think it is a very good idea.

In fact I have come up with an idea for Spitfire Island in Erdington by B&Q.



We could be growing vegetables everywhere there is space!

Evidently Tescos are thinking of offering land next to some of their stores as allotments.

Good news on The Rainbow front. The Abacus has gone bust! Maybe the person who complains should be moved to upstairs in the pub!!!!

My efforts to stop ladies leaving the prices on the soles of their shoes is having results.
My Style Police report a noticeable decline in numbers reported in the City Centre.

I love your summer sports.
I am hoping to get down to Edgbaston this week to see some Underwater Cricket!

In fact I might design some new sportswear especially for your summer.

More in 2 weeks time,

Good bye.

Igor.

Igor Romanoff - Style Guru on Aston FM 15-07-09

Welcome to my latest observations on the Style of Birmingham.

I think this man below looks very stylish with his matching boxers and pocket handkerchief.

A very smart way to attend the office!




Now I read with interest that the council are to spend £70,000 repairing the leak in the "Floozy in the Jacuzzi" Maybe they should send one of their engineers to B&Q to buy a tube of Silicon Sealant for only £6.99!

In Russia she would be called "Olgo in the Volga!"
I enjoyed my trip to The Taste of Birmingham where I met a fellow countryman Ivan Bogeroff.
Unfortunately we couldn't find any Vodka!

Captain Tongo was there and he promised me some fresh Beetroot for my Borsch recipe.

The team from City TV Birmingham are interested in me taking my show on the screen, so watch out for more news.

I will be visiting my Style Police over the next few days to make sure they are keeping up the good work. Especially the prices on shoes.

Until the next time,

Igor.

Igor Romanoff - Style Guru on Aston FM 01-07-09

Greetings my friends.

I hope we are starting to see sense in Digbeth. No more silliness. We want vibrant area, not quiet wilderness and boring people.

My thanks go to The Stirrer.com for showing my solution to the Abacus noise problem.

My Ice BBQs are available soon. Red is cool. Blue cooler and Black very STRONG.All you need are Ice chippings, some tasty Ice Bergers, Ice Kebabs and Iceberg Lettuce, a bottle of Romanoff Vodka and you have a party!

My Style Police are active around the city. Sightings of price stickers on lovely ladies shoes are coming down, but a glut of crop tops on big bellies is a worry and we must stay vigilant.

I'm recruiting extra Style Police, so if you want to join send your CV to Gary at Aston FM or contact Igor direct.

I had wonderful time at The Canada Day BBQ at The Earl of Edgbaston's on Wednesday. Lots of good people there having a good time. I took along a few bottles of Romanoff Vodka to help the celebrations.


Until my next broadcast,

Igor.

Igor Romanoff - Style Guru on Aston FM 18-06-09

Here is good cure for person complaining about noise in Abacus building.

Just for you Igor has designed these Noise Reducing Muffs.

There, no more complaints. If it is so bad why don't you move somewhere that is quiet, like middle of a field in Lickey Hills?

If you come to an area of Birmingham that has bars, pubs and music venues, EXPECT NOISE!

Don't try change something that has been there before you come.

Igor.

Igor Romanoff - Style Guru on Aston FM 17-06-09

Greetings my friends.

Here in Birmingham we must do something about this crazy situation where just one person can complain about the noise from a music venue and the Council take action to close it down. ONE person!
Why move to an area that has bars, pubs and music venues and then complain.
GO LIVE IN THE COUNTRY!!!
I am working on some special Igor Romanoff designer ear muffs for this poor misguided individual.

In the meantime I hope you like my cocktails, especially using Romanoff Vodka.






















I will speak to Captain Tongo and give him my Aunt Irena's Borscht recipe.

Tomorrow I am going to the Media Awards with my good friend Gary James and The Earl of Edgbaston. I am looking forward to it very much. I think we will drink some Vodka!

Look out for my next blog in 2 weeks.

Igor

Igor Romanoff - Style Guru on Aston FM 03-06-09

Greetings my friends and thank you for visiting my blog.

I can report that the response to my Style Police is going well and we are asking people of Birmingham to consider what they are buying to wear.

Is this what you would call style???





















Also as I said to Gary, "Ladies, check the soles of your shoes and remove those stickers."


















I enjoyed the Lord Mayor's Show, especially when my friends The Earl of Edgbaston and Captain Tongo played with Steve Gibbons, and The Lord Mayor himself sang a song. Just look at his jacket, it could be an Igor Non-Smoking jacket. Marvellous!

Don't forget if you want to be part of my Style Police send a photo and a brief description of yourself to Igor Romanoff, C/o Gary James at Aston FM.

Until next time,

до свидания

Igor.