Greetings to all my style conscious friends. I am sorry it has taken a while to update my blog but I have been having very important meetings with my fellow countrymen. I will reveal all in my next broadcast with my friend Gary James on his show in 2 weeks time.
I hope you have all removed your braces and belts and allowed your trousers to slip down your buttocks. It is the only way to let these young people know how stupid they look!
I forgot to mention the photograph albums this week. I really think we should print out our digital pictures instead of filling up our mobile phones. It would be much easier to see the pictures than trying to see them on a tiny screen.
Look out for my Style Police. They will be patrolling a Primark or New-Look near you!
Until next time,
Igor.
